YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	75	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7974	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	253	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	2329
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Emeralds Found:	8069	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	7358	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3824
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5447

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Armor Forged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Emeralds Found:	4114

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.