YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Items Found:	2440	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Farms Harvested:	159
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	144	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Star Shards Collected:	146	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	84	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4317	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2041

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Potions Brewed:	144
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Animals Bred:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	248

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	473	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.