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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9072 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build, we smoke meth and avoid touching pot like the plague. Our players are so hardcore, they’ve been known to raid villages and steal all the diamonds without getting caught – now that’s talent!
But that’s not all – we have a strict rule about not running from other players, unless you want to risk getting shot with a virtual arrow. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon some questionable activities like…uh, well, let’s just say we have a unique way of playing the game.
So if you’re ready to join a server where anything goes and where being a ‘goniac’ is the norm, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything!
