WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Analysis, anger, Behavior, Beliefs, confusion, criticism, culture, disbelief, Frustration, Issues, Mentality, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, Problems, question.., Reflection, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, WTF

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2617	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Votes:	7892	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7198	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2080	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1975
Void Gems Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchantments Applied:	97
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5570	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	672	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Potions Brewed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	166

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Towns Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mines Excavated:	3635	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	347	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	874793
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net