WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Analysis, anger, Behavior, Beliefs, confusion, criticism, culture, disbelief, Frustration, Issues, Mentality, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, Problems, question.., Reflection, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, WTF

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	4322
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Alien Abductions:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Farms Harvested:	521

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	105
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	235
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6298

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Animals Bred:	182	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Star Shards Collected:	192	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com