WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	450145	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	3568	Animals Bred:	137
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3897
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3956
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Animals Bred:	153
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2124
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	1736	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	134

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5203
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.