WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	196
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	68
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Towns Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crops Grown:	9553	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crops Grown:	8934	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	8324
Enchantments Applied:	295	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.