WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	157	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4517
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	1459
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7192
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2979

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	515
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4794
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	457
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.