WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	240	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ores Mined:	4373

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Dragon Eggs Found:	3472	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	8493	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchantments Applied:	189
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.