WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension Hops:	8
Star Shards Collected:	229	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Void Armor Forged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3912
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	4162	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	93

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!