WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crops Grown:	9542	Runes Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Farms Harvested:	451	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	300495	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	2058

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	5359
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	4089
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).