WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Villages Defended:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	6564	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8752
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3717	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	668828	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Animals Bred:	122	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!