WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ores Mined:	1710	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	8136
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Enchantments Applied:	291
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	169834	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Star Shards Collected:	85	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Emeralds Found:	8713
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Votes:	2163
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	688
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1938	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	278	Divine Spears Created:	17

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun