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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crops Grown:	6933
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mines Excavated:	1093
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	2884
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Players Killed by Monsters:	6749	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	2362	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	New Chunks Explored:	822224
Star Shards Collected:	186	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	45

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3056	Dragon Eggs Found:	5398
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	51	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	10

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	116
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	193
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

play.oasissmp.com