WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6628
Animals Bred:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runes Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ores Mined:	3108
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	467	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magic Items Found:	3869
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1338	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	516440
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	5561

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Emeralds Found:	6535	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	1434	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	348
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net