WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	2074	Void Armor Forged:	29

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1092	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	907271	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	588768
Falling into the Void:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4622	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	105
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	245
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Animals Bred:	19	Divine Spears Created:	11

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	941143
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Potions Brewed:	114	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Votes:	5314	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	6358	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	102
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg