WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	New Chunks Explored:	596192
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Towns Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	1160	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	5

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6703	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	144
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Emeralds Found:	2764
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4045
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	127
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8194	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dimension Hops:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	269
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5713
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

play.niftysmp.com