WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	986	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ores Mined:	986	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ores Mined:	6987

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Towns Built:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6576
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

mcs.mccaverns.com