WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Angry, BIZARRE, Confused, Entertainment, Frustrated, guys, humor, internet, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Problem, rant, reaction, smp, social media, strange, Video, viral video, weird, what the actual fuck, WTF

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Clover Kingdom

Survival

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)

Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith

Survive If Possible (EXTREME DIFFICULTY)Custom World Generation (6 Hour Death-Bans 1 Chance)————————————————————————————————————————–60 Custom Biomes & 3 WorldGen Datapacks Stacked14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below OverworldCustom Enchants & Loot Tables: High Risk High RewardCustom Structures & Small Community Environment————————————————————————————————————————–Dig down to the lowest block of bedrock to get to the Underdark dimension.Build up to Y Level 320 to get to the Faewild dimension. Above the Faewild is the PaxBelow the Underdark is the Nether, Below the Nether is the Sanctum, and if you’re lucky below the Sanctum will bring you to the End dimension. If you are NOT lucky you will be sent to a random dimension. Nether Portals Work In Every Single Dimension As a Way Back To The Overworld.See if you have what it takes to survive the INSANELY difficult mobs: Please Drink ResponsiblyYou Likely Have The Wrong Server: Good Luck!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

windycraft

This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PvPArcade

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!

Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!

Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HBSMP

Bliss, Bringfriends, Customweapons, Fun, Hbsmp, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nitro MC

120server, Blocklocker, Brewery, Customenchants, Economy, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Guishops, Lockette, Magic, MCMMO, Nogriefing, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Slimefuntowny, Small, Smallserver, Towny, Virtualshops

Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2227	Ores Mined:	992
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SlimeWorld

SlimeWorld is a fun Minecraft server. We have pvp – survival – economy – donator ranks- Vote for diamonds – amazing staff and community – mob arena – warhub – spleef – and so much more!

You can also join our faction server swfactions.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lamentis

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

A very cool MiniGame server like HiveMC! MiniGames: – DeathRun – BedWars – Cowboys and Indians – BlockParty – Gravity – One in the Chamber

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NitroMon -Now with fusions-

Aquaskills, battlepass, Bingo, Biomesyoullgo, Byg, Canada, Crates, Customtexturepack, Events, Fakemon, Freeranks, Friendly, Fusion, Globaltradesystem, Gts, Guishop, Gyms, Hunts, Keepinventoryon, Naturescompass, Other, Pixelmmo, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Playergyms, Pokebuilder, pokemon, Raids, Safari, Seasonpass, Skills, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, Wondertrade

NitroMon is a unique world within Pixelmon. Bringing Pokémon to Minecraft using the modpack Pixelmon Reforged. Using this pack we have poured our soul into building and developing a unique experience for you to explore and find hidden secrets throughout the world while having fun and making friends along the way. Some notable features we have include Custom Textures, Safari zones, Player/NPC gyms, Events, Crates, and Pokedesigner/Pokebuilder. Join us today and become a NitroMon Master!

Now with Fusions and Fakemon!

Requires Mods:

Pixelmon v9.1.10, Oh the biomes you’ll go! and Nature’s Compass

(https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Zeacraft – Public Community Server

Cracked, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Zeacraft!

This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Store: https://store.zeacraft.net

40% OFF just for you!

Code: PlanetMinecraft

survival, towny, mmo, open-world

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2005	Dimension Hops:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.