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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6118	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	896
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	4510
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	605
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Divine Spears Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Emeralds Found:	4602
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2520	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	357145
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	647
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ores Mined:	1397
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.