WrongHoleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	71	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3274
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8539
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Villages Defended:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Towns Built:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.