Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crops Grown:	9561	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Potions Brewed:	102

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	375	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Emeralds Found:	7759
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8538
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	4592

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!