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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8478 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
