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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6482 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4258 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
