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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2215 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Farms Harvested: | 770 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
