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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 238 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4889 | Enchantments Applied: | 62 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
