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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7460 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
