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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1684 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
