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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 246 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
