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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2124 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
