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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8806 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
