Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	1828
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Void Gems Collected:	33
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	74
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9330
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	30594	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Potions Brewed:	51	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4082
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

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ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34