Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Animals Bred: 83 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7162
Void Armor Forged: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Runes Activated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 8965
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 68 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 106
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5489

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Crops Grown: 7858

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4264
    Star Shards Collected: 167 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Mines Excavated: 3185
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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