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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1702	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4067	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	1564	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Emeralds Found:	190	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Towns Built:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	2639	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	169	Mines Excavated:	3622
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Towns Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.