| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 724 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8375 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6020 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3998 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2855 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6627 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 273 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9349 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 741 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9976 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9189 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4080 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 257 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5991 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 132 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2829 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 430 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 8754 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1746 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2935 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1654 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 111597 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
