Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Secret Passages Found: 8 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
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