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Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MoonRiseMC

Skyblock, Skyblock Custom armors Custom weapons Kits Minecraft server MMORPG Survival Creative PvP Minigames Quests Dungeons Economy Plugins Factions Towny Vanilla Pixelmon Adventure Roleplay

[ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tancraft

bedrock, building, Cross-Play, join now, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Tancraft, uk

Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Venture Earth MC

battle, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Exploration, geography, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, scale, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Venture Earth MC, virtual world

New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

Aesthetic Spawn, affiliate program, Antispam, Balanced Economy, bedrock, Cases, classic survival, Cross-Platform Play, Experience Canning, griefing protection, High Quality Setup, Jobs, Lag-free, multiplayer, no cheats, Npc, Resource store, responsive administration, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Starter Kit, voice chat, Voting

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

▎Features of our server

• Affiliate program: Become our media partner and earn real money. Details are available in our Discord or via the link: https://vice-versa.easydonate.ru/partner

• Lack of donation goods: There are no donation goods on our server that provide advantages to donors over ordinary players. All players have equal opportunities.

• No Griefing: Griefing is strictly prohibited. All griefers will be banned, and your buildings will be restored.

• Cross-platform play: Play from any device – both phone and PC.

• Tuned economy: We have developed a balanced economic system for a comfortable game.

• Cases: Unique cases with various rewards.

• Experience Canning: You have the ability to “can” your experience into experience bottles.

• Voting for wipes: Server members can vote for wipes.

• Aesthetic spawn: Beautiful and multifunctional spawn for a comfortable start to the game.

• High-quality server setup: We pay attention to every detail to ensure the best gaming experience.

• NPC: Buyers, sellers and exchangers for ease of trade.

• Resource Store: Convenient store of blocks and resources for all players.

• Responsive administration: Our team is always ready to help and answer your questions.

• Voice Chat: Chat with other players in real time.

• Purity of the gameplay: Without the use of cheats, admin privileges and lags.

▎Compatible Bedrock Versions

Supported versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21. We recommend that Bedrock players set the interface to “classic” in the settings.

▎Connection

For Bedrock:

IP: 185.9.145.216

Port: 25963

▎Join us!

Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of an exciting gaming community! Play, develop and enjoy all the benefits of our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Trans Cubed Minecraft Server

Cubed, cultural norms, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender stereotypes, intersectionality, Latinx, LGBTQ, Minecraft, minority communities, Server, societal acceptance, Trans, Transgender, transgender activism, transgender empowerment, transgender inclusion, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us and discover the mystery of why transexuals are so common in the latinx community on our server. Is it because of a magical curse? Alien intervention? Who knows, but you’ll have a blast trying to uncover the truth while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GAE Taylor’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic saga of GAE Taylor, the player who single-handedly tried to turn the server into a giant chicken farm because he believed chickens were plotting against him.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city filled with llamas who are secretly planning a llama uprising to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. Welcome to the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3386

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, 88448325, content creators, Enna, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Gaming, graduated, millie, MillieParfait, Minecraft, nina, NinaKosaka, PixelPals, Reimu, ReimuEndou, Rentry, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, yeah

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are the reigning queens of chaos!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with her YouTube channel, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics on Twitter. And don’t even get us started on Nina – she’s already graduated from Minecraft University with a PhD in block-building!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu is here to show you the ropes and help you navigate through the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. And if you need some essentials to survive, Ethyria has got you covered with all the potions and enchantments you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP

advice, APPROVED, Business, Communication, counseling, dental care, dentist, depression, emotional distress, Healthcare, Help, image, mental health, mental health awareness, Message, Minecraft, PROFESSIONAL, reaching out, seeking help, smp, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about awkward dentist encounters again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to make small talk with your dentist. We have dentists who will only message you for business-related stuff, so you can game in peace without any dental drama. Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your dentist woes and be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care. So come join us and leave your dental woes behind!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TheRealmsOfArtio

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, minecraft server, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Redstone, RPG, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla

-18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly. -Discord (not mandatory to use we just ask that you join to access rules and events until we add information at spawn) -No griefing/stealing in PVE ZONE unless builds are unclaimed. -PVP/PVE pvp has to be consented between players unless you hit 7000 on X and Z co ordinates then it’s pvp. -Economy (Essentials) -/Tpa /home -one player sleep -player shops (chest shops) -In game Admin Shop -Vanilla server. -Difficulty- Hard

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ZypherMC

Abilities, all ages, Cross-Play, dedicated channels, Experience, Friendly staff, INFORMATION, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Nationalities, Server, Unique, ZypherMC

Welcome to ZypherMc, a unique Minecraft experience. We aim to create an incredible minecraft server for people of all ages, abilities, and nationalities. To find out more information about the server, check out our dedicated channels, or ask one of our friendly staff! We look forward to having you here.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Oath Is Comin’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, comedy, Comin, CONTENT, Eating, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, LAUGH, Minecraft, Oath, online video, Server, Share, sisters, social media, subscribe, Video, viral video, watch, ys systers

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join us on our server where we are LITERALLY EATING our way to victory! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the only currency is FOOD!

We have epic food challenges like the Great Cake Bake-Off and the Potato Olympics. And don’t even get me started on our legendary food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and explosive watermelon grenades.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most delicious mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Pizza Creeper to the majestic Ice Cream Unicorn, you never know what tasty treat you’ll stumble upon next.

So come join us and satisfy your hunger for adventure on the most delicious Minecraft server out there. Just make sure to bring your appetite!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26