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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3870 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).