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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 548 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).