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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7770 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).