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Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	6996	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	70

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4750	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Villages Defended:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	6330	Dimension Hops:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2181	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Animals Bred:	59
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44