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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5823 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!