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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6435 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6046 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!
And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!