Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!

So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Dragons Tamed: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1999 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Falling into the Void: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 249
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 433 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 39 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

    Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9543

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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