WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	5449	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Potions Brewed:	111	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Void Gems Collected:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4237
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ores Mined:	6974
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	773	Animals Bred:	53
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	262	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mines Excavated:	4493	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	5750

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.