🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Ores Mined: 808 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Enchantments Applied: 206
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1048
    Runes Activated: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 294 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1129 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 715
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Star Shards Collected: 205
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Dragon Eggs Found: 1677
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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