WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Greenborn

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft 100% vanilla at the moment without rules or mods, non-premium —————————————————————————————————–

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	746	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bountiful

Antigrief, bedrock, Chestshop, Economy, Fishing, Jobs, MCMMO, Survival

Bountiful is a fun, free way individuals and families can gather together to enjoy a Minecraft experience where community and cooperation come first. A dedicated Java Survival server, Bountiful offers a non-toxic playing environment, in which Admins. Moderators and Helpers provide frequent in-game supervision

Bountiful can be reached at:

Bedrock bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 19132

Java bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 25565

Thank you! If you have questions or issues, please contact us using the #support channel in Discord.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

town0

Roleplay, Survival

A PLAYER RUN TOWN SERVER rules: no griefing: 1 day to 1 month ban depending on scale no abuse of rank: 1 month to permanent ban depending on scale remember: *please vote. you get no reward except for the fact that this server is put in front of the eyes of more people. I’d appreciate it. *abuse of rank means that you are an admin that went into creative without permission, or was involved in anything illegal on the server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InfinitiveMC

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

InfinitiveMC Railbattle(new mode) KitPvP survival and more upcoming gamemodes(still under development)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Slivermc

Server IP: play.slivermc.nl

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HeloCade Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HeloCade Network ————————————————— Events – $$$ Practice – Work In Progress KitPvP – Work In Progress ————————————————— Discord – https://discord.helocade.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	460	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	118

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.