WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Farms Harvested:	995	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!