WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8389	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Minebits Network [1.18+ Supported]– ON Prisons – Tycoons – EarthSMP – Active Community – Events & Keyalls– BEDROCK SUPPORT (PORT 19132)Join Now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	281
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Emeralds Found:	6144

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.