WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AlcMC

Adventure, alcohol, bedrock edition, CONTENT, Contraband, Cross-Play, Exploration, Faction, Factions, Farming, Guns, Ip:, java edition, law enforcement, multiplayer, Police, PORT, PvP, Roleplay, SMUGGLING, Trading

Welcome to AlcMC! Dive into a thrilling cross-play Factions experience where you choose your path. Will you become a notorious smuggler, crafting and selling contraband alcohol while evading the authorities? Or will you uphold the law as a police officer, hunting down smugglers and keeping the streets safe? Maybe the quiet life of a simple farmer is more your speed.

AlcMC adds a wealth of content—Alcohol, Guns, Enhanced Farming, and much more—all without requiring any mods. Whether you prefer to explore, trade, or engage in intense PvP, AlcMC has something for everyone. Why not start your adventure today?

Java Edition IP/Port: alc-mc.com Port: 25565

Bedrock Edition IP/Port: alc-mc.com Port: 19132

Join us now and shape your story!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RebootCraft

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Ekipa Rebootcraft, Environment, gameplay, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Optimized, Players, Plugins, RebootCraft, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Wishes

We are a new mc server. We always look at the players and their wishes, we try hard to provide an optimized environment and everything that goes with it, come and see for yourself how good we are, you won’t be sorry

lp Ekipa Rebootcraft-a

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Amelia’s Dooby Minecraft Server

adorable, Amelia Watson, Amelias, appreciation thread, cute, Dooby, dorky, Entertaining, fan community, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, Minecraft, online personality, Server, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber appreciation, VTuber duo, wonderful angel

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky angel! Join us as we embark on wild adventures, slay dragons, and build the most insane structures in all of Minecraft.

Reasons to join our server: – Amelia Watson herself will personally greet you at spawn and give you a tour of the server while cracking hilarious jokes. – Dooby the angel will guide you through the treacherous caves and protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures and rare loot that only the bravest players can discover. – Every full moon, we host a massive party with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake for all players to enjoy. – Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server, you will gain invincibility and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation thread! Let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

””It got deleted 2 times [!!!!] Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe cause a little chaos).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Justice League, a group of misfit superheroes who fight crime by day and build epic roller coasters by night. Join us and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community on the block. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for Ryguyrocky Minecraft Server?

100 Day Venom, Academy, EDIT ME, family friendly, Kid, kid friendly, Kids, Minecraft, minecraft 100 days, minecraft academy, Minecraft Custom Map, Minecraft Custom Mod, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, minecraft roleplay, minecraft venom, no cursing, no swearing, playthrough, ryguyrocky, ryguyrocky 100, School, Server, spotlight, VENOM, Venom 100 days

Ryguyrocky is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming videos, particularly his Minecraft content. He has a dedicated fan base and is known for his energetic and comedic commentary style. Ryguyrocky’s channel features a variety of content, including Let’s Plays, mod showcases, and roleplaying series. He has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers and continues to grow his audience with entertaining and engaging content.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8281

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

United Anarchy

Allies, Anarchy, building, Chaos, Community, Discord, Exploration, freedom, Friends, Griefing, No Reset, No Rules, open world, player-driven, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, unmoderated, Vanilla

Welcome to United Anarchy! This server was founded October 5, 2024 This is a anarchy server with no rules so you can do whatever you want. This is a vanilla server (with no anti-cheat) so there are no plugins or datapacks to complicate things. There are no map resets and no bans. This server will update along with the minecraft versions as they are released. You can build huge bases with your friends and allies or grief them, your choice.

If you like the server, join the discord and vote for this server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dripworld

Biomes, build contests, Community Events, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, dream world, Drip Culture, Dripworld, economy systems, Exclusive Skins, friendly community, imagination, Laid-back vibe, Mini Games, pvp tournaments, Quality-of-life improvements, Self-expression, smp, Survival, Treasure Hunts

DripWorld SMP

Welcome to DripWorld, the ultimate Minecraft SMP where creativity meets community! Dive into a vibrant world filled with unique biomes, custom plugins, and endless adventures. Key Features: Diverse Biomes: Explore a variety of beautifully crafted landscapes, from lush forests to sprawling deserts, each offering unique resources and challenges. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with plugins that enhance gameplay, including economy systems, mini-games, and quality-of-life improvements. Community Events: Participate in regular events like build contests, treasure hunts, and PvP tournaments to showcase your skills and win exciting prizes. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about building, exploring, and collaborating on epic projects.

Drip Culture: Embrace the “drip” aesthetic with exclusive skins, unique item sets, and a fun, laid-back vibe that encourages creativity and self-expression.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, DripWorld offers a space for everyone to thrive. Come build your dream world and let your imagination run wild! Join us today and be part of the drip!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8814	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20, 19132, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bed wars, build battle, Clans, Hide and seek, homs, Hunger Games, inmine.ru, minecraft server, Mini Games, mobs, new blocks, Parkour, player stores, POPULAR INMINE SERVER, privates, pumping system, Sky Wars, Spleef, technical support, TNT Run, VIP privilege, Warps

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Characters, comparison, dialogue, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, game design, Game Mechanics, Minecraft, narrative, narrative analysis, PALS, PIXEL, Plot development, RPG, Server, storytelling, storytelling comparison, strategy, Tactics, Tellius games, video games, world-building, Writing, writing style

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy Tactics and its serious storyline? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the Tellius games reign supreme!

Picture this: instead of boring old turn-based battles, you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with your trusty diamond sword! And forget about complex political intrigue, our server is all about building epic castles and roller coasters that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. So why settle for Final Fantasy Tactics when you can have a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

/Web Fishing Lewd General Minecraft SMP #0001/

adult chat, adult content, Community, cybersex, Erotic Roleplay, erp, explicit content, FANTASY, Fishing, general, horny posts, lewd, lobby codes, mature audience, Minecraft, NSFW, Online game, Roleplay, sexual content, smp, virtual relationships, virtual world, web, Webfishing

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t cater to your erp (erotic roleplay) needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your steamy Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous lobby codes and horny posts that will make your blocky world sizzle with excitement. Whether you’re looking for a pixelated romance or just some good old-fashioned fun, our server has got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of imagination, because things are about to get spicy in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Convicted.GG

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP

Convicted is a new custom prisons server that offers a truly unique modern prisons experience!

JOIN ON PC, BEDROCK, MOBILE & CONSOLES

Enjoy the traditional A-Z prison mines ranking system as well as our automining feature to make sure you’re never missing out on rewards!

We are also offering rewards for the top gangs on the server, play to win!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Caesar’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Aryan Sky God, caesars, Christianity, Crafty, Cult, Diespater, Divine Julius, Flamen Dialis, High Priest, I-Zeus, Iesus, Iupiter-Zeus, Jews, Julius Caesar, Minecraft, origins of Christianity., proto-Bolshavism, Religion, Server, son of Jupiter

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Julius Caesar claiming to be the son of Jupiter!

Join us and become a part of the Divine Julius cult, where we worship Iesus, the Roman equivalent of Zeus. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy theories about the origins of Christianity that will blow your mind. Did the Jews just steal the cult of Julius Caesar and turn it into Christianity? Who knows, but it sure makes for a good story!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as Julius Caesar’s claims of divinity, then come join us. Just be prepared for some mind-bending theories and a whole lot of fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cool Minecraft SMP: Io Was Rossy Molesting Kids

child abuse, controversy, Cool, criminal behavior, damaging, disgraceful, disgraceful behavior, Disturbing, HARMFUL, illegal, inappropriate conduct, io, Kids, Minecraft, molesting, reprehensible, Rossy, scandal, Shocking.., smp, UNACCEPTABLE, unethical behavior

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a player named Io who is totally cool with Rossy molesting kids. Yeah, you heard that right! It’s like a soap opera meets a horror movie meets a comedy show on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And every full moon, a magical unicorn appears to grant wishes to players who can find it.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for Rossy and his questionable hobbies!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Heavy rain

Adventure, building, Claim server, claim system, collaboration, Community, Economy, economy server, Exploration, Fun, heavy rain, Home Protection, minecraft server, Missions, MONEY, multiplayer, player collaboration, PvE, PvP, Resources, Survival, survival server

Survival Server with Economy and Claim

Welcome to our survival server! Here you can survive and build together with other players. Earn money by selling resources and participating in missions.

With our claim system, you can protect your home so no one can destroy it or steal your things. Explore the world, collaborate with friends and have fun!

Join now and start your adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Blue Velvet, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Explore our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most ridiculous treasures that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about our All Saints’ Wake celebration, where the ghosts and ghouls come out to play in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and watch spooky movies like Evil Dead 2 and Legend of Sleepy Hollow. And if that’s not enough, we even have a Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring the final episode of GARO and a movie that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.